Wednesday, January 28, 2009

world war won

windy weather warrants watchful window washing. and by window washing i mean door opening. but it just isn't as clever sounding, and window washing still applies. But i've never been a window washer in windy weather, just a door opener, thats why i coined the phrase. because, i opened my door one windy day without thinking, and the wind took my door and flung in wiiiiiide open. and then i had to buy a new car.

so unless you want a new car, watchfully open your doors during windy weather.
OR if you don't want to die, be watchful of the wind while washing windows on a high rise. just a thought.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

4 items i could go without seeing for a while.

lost in the city

today in the shower i started to wonder about long lost friends to the internet. people i could find on myspace, but not on facebook.

Benjamin Earl, of Georgia, where are you?
Charity Pollard, of Greensboro, are you still alive?
Rachel Routon, of Apache Jct Arizona, am i still adorable?
even Katy Hughes-Brooks, of Denton/Boone/Yuma, i KNOW you still exist, you're probably just really really busy.

that's all i've got for now, i wish to find these people, and know all of their business.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

snow, snow, snow, snow, SNOW!

happy snow morning. I can't tell but i think its still snowing. and i'm still not going to work. seems to be the best time to "BLOG" as they say, when you're playing cutsies from work.
I was expecting a pitiful dusting like we got today, but i'm surprised it's made the roads bad. i guess since it has been cold here the past week the ground was frozen or something... But i would have really liked about 5 inches of snow, maybe a foot!! is that too much to ask north carolina? you did it when i was young, so do it again!

i was thinking, i should make it a tradition to leave up my christmas stuff until the first snow after christmas. because then i can pretend i'm having a white christmas. good idea right? or at least take a picture of the tree with open windows showing snow outside, use it for next years card? maybe? nah? to deceitful? ha! i laugh in the face of deceit!

yeah so anyways......


oh yeah let me mention, since this day is "historic",  it's Obama day. thanks to the snow i'm home watching. WHOA, it's like a blizzard outside right now. the flakes are too small though. um, yeah, so obama on TV. i didn't vote for him, but i hope he does something right for america. or at least doesn't mess anything up too bad.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

sick from work, home.

i'm sick at home today, so i figured i would write a blog and find out what it's like to blog for a living.
so far it's 10 o'clock and i haven't come up with one good blog, eaten a well balanced meal or put on any real clothes. i took norma the dog out for a poop though, which wasn't very fun since i didn't have on 'real' clothes, and it's 'real' cold outside.
In a little while i might find out what it's like to play video games for a living. In my head i've already been mapping out new routes to try in the sewer system level on left 4 dead. And justifying buying some new clothes and a new sword on fable since i can make good money chopping wood, for now. i think i'm a level 3 chopper, pretty impressive, right? Wow, my video game characters are way more awesome than i am, this is a sad time in the life of joy. They can shoot zombies with extreme accuracy, help heal people, find long lost children in wells, get married, and even use magic. oh yeah and chop wood.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


hello. i've started yet another blog on the internet.